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Subject: FW: And then the fight started subject: And then the fight started...My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, "What's on TV?"I said, "Dust."And then the fight started...******************************************My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?""No," she answered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?"She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And then the fight started...********************************************Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."My loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"And then the fight started...**************************************************I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well, I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then, which one are you?"And then the fight started...*********************************************My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 190 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a scale.And then the fight started...************************************************When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started...***********************************************My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady drinking alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and she hasn't been sober since.""My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"And then the fight started...*************************************************I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"""Nah," I said. "She can order for herself."And then the fight started...*************************************************My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."So I replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."And then the fight started...= <hr size=2 width="100%" align=center> No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.com <http://www.avg.com/> Version: 8.5.409 / Virus Database: 270.13.70/2329 - Release Date: 08/27/09 08:11:00 ------ End of Forwarded Message Windows Live: Keep your friends up to date with what you do online. Find out more.

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Peggy, I'm happy to see you posting

jokes again. I hope this means that you are feeling better!

Z fibriotic NSIP/05

Z 65, fibriotic NSIP/05/PA

And

“mild” PH/10/07

No,

NSIP was not self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter,

reader,carousel lover and MomMom to Darah and Sara

“I’m

gonna be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley

Vinca

Minor-periwinkle is my flower

Peggy wrote:

Subject: FW: And then the fight

started

subject:

And then the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

******************************************

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we

were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started...

********************************************

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,

grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the

boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential

downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the

garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be

bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped

back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different

anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out

fishing in that?"

And then the fight started...

**************************************************

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road,

and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes

you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah,

well, I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my

car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then, which one are you?"

And then the fight started...

*********************************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 190 in about 3

seconds."

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

************************************************

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive...

I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

***********************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady drinking alone at a nearby table. My

wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to

drinking right after we split up many years ago, and she hasn't been

sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...

*************************************************

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my

order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah," I said. "She can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

*************************************************

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not

happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible. I look old,

fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

So I replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."

And then the fight started...

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Thanks , I couldn't resist sending this one. I am doing pretty good for the shape I'm in.. My girlfriend is here for the week-end and TT is coming Mon. so I'm happy.Have a GREAT week-end alll. Love and Prayers, Peggy IPF 2004, FloridaWorry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up. Peggy, I'm happy to see you posting jokes again. I hope this means that you are feeling better! Z 65, fibriotic NSIP/05/PA And “mild” PH/10/07 No, NSIP was not self-inflicted…I never smoked!Potter, reader,carousel lover and MomMom to Darah and Sara “I’m gonna be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob MarleyVinca Minor-periwinkle is my flower Peggy wrote: Subject: FW: And then the fight started subject: And then the fight started... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... ****************************************** My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And then the fight started... ******************************************** Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And then the fight started... ************************************************** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well, I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!" So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then, which one are you?" And then the fight started... ********************************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 190 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... ************************************************ When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started... *********************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady drinking alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago, and she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... ************************************************* I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" "Nah," I said. "She can order for herself." And then the fight started... ************************************************* My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." So I replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect." And then the fight started... = <hr size=2 width="100%" align=center> No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com <http://www.avg.com/> Version: 8.5.409 / Virus Database: 270.13.70/2329 - Release Date: 08/27/09 08:11:00 ------ End of Forwarded Message Windows Live: Keep your friends up to date with what you do online. Find out more.