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Deposit Slip Up - North DakotaA man from the town of Grand Forks, North Dakota, decided to travelto Fargo so that he could rob the First Community Bank. The criminalquickly scribbled a note demanding money and gave it to the teller.Frightened, she gave the man what he asked for and watched him runout of the door. Police were called and searches of the surroundingarea turned up nothing.Upon reviewing the ransom note,

it was noted that the message hadbeen written on the perpetrator's bank deposit slip.Police traveled to the man's house and arrested him on his front porch.

Wacky 911 Calls

A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going toshare a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. Whenasked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man,and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying onthe ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming fromhis navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found wasbelly-button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations onall exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mousein her house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage andis in a tree outside.

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go byher house and report to him the owners of any cars, other thanhers, in her driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the personanswering told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up.

Another winner called to ask when the Cinco de Mayo celebration was.(Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May)

A female complainant called to request a police officer come to herresidence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn'treach it.

A drunk called 911 to order a pizza.

A woman called to report that someone had trespassed on her property.When asked how she knew this, she reported that the person had trimmedher rose bushes, and she knew it was her next-door neighbor.

A person called to find out the number to the police station.

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