Guest guest Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 > > One question interview > > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a > job opening. > > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who > were equally qualified. > > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. > > Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the > interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? " > > The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into your > head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A > thought is the fastest thing I know of. " > > " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he > asked the second man. > > " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that > it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. " > > " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye... that's a > very popular cliche for speed. " > > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. > > " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across > the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. > Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. " > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought > he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he said. > > Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same > question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA. " > > " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response. > > " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't > feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! " > > please visit 's memory site: http://www.geocities.com/angelmomfriends4/jason1.html page 1 Welcome; page 2 Birthday; page 3 His last years and death --------------------------------- Yahoo! DSL Something to write home about. Just $16.99/mo. or less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 Good on Dianna --- jolene One Question Interview > > One question interview > > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a > job opening. > > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who > were equally qualified. > > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. > > Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the > interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? " > > The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into your > head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A > thought is the fastest thing I know of. " > > " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he > asked the second man. > > " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that > it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. " > > " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye... that's a > very popular cliche for speed. " > > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. > > " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across > the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. > Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. " > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought > he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he said. > > Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same > question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA. " > > " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response. > > " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't > feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! " > > please visit 's memory site: http://www.geocities.com/angelmomfriends4/jason1.html page 1 Welcome; page 2 Birthday; page 3 His last years and death --------------------------------- Yahoo! DSL Something to write home about. Just $16.99/mo. or less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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