Guest guest Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Jake and Mike were on their way to the ski resort when they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They found a farmhouse and asked its rather attractive housewife if they could spend the night. "Oh, I don't think so," she explained. "You see, I'm recently divorced and you know how neighbors will talk." "Well, then," said Jake, "how about if we just sleep in your barn?" That seemed acceptable to all. About nine months later, Jake got a letter from the woman's attorney. He immediately phoned his ski buddy, Mike. "Hey, Mike. Do you remember our ski trip and that good-looking divorcee? You didn't happen to sneak into her house in the middle of the night and have sex with her, did you?" "Well, yeah, I did." "And, by any chance did you happen to use my name instead of yours?" Mike blushed. "Well, yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Hey, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"I see where you were going with this! SHAME SHAME Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06 Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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