Re: One Question Interview

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In a message dated 12/1/2005 9:23:20 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,

jasonsmom285@... writes:

" Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,

BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

ROFLMBO... forwarded to Glenn in case he reads some email today...thanks

Donelle

Caregiver to Glenn

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In a message dated 12/1/2005 9:23:20 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,

jasonsmom285@... writes:

" Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,

BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

Certainly sounds like someone " I " know...

Donelle

Caregiver to Glenn

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This is a good one...I was feeling so bad about having accidents.

This made me laugh even more. Thanks!!

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> > One question interview

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> > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a

> > job opening.

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> > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

> > were equally qualified.

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> > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

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> > Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

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> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the

> > interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? "

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> > The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into your

> > head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A

> > thought is the fastest thing I know of. "

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> > " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he

> > asked the second man.

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> > " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that

> > it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "

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> > " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye... that's a

> > very popular cliche for speed. "

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> > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

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> > " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the

> > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across

> > the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.

> > Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "

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> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought

> > he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he said.

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> > Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same

> > question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous

> > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA. "

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> > " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

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> > " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> > feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could

THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

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page 2 Birthday; page 3 His last years and death

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Really like this one, happened to me this morning.

was doing real good, went 2 times, thought i was done. went to the

basement, and oh boy. like the last line, i didn't make it. lol

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Dianna, I wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for making

me smile. I needed that!!! Love, Ingrid

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> > One question interview

> >

> > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to

fill a

> > job opening.

> >

> > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

> > were equally qualified.

> >

> > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

> >

> > Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

> >

> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table

the

> > interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? "

> >

> > The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into

your

> > head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A

> > thought is the fastest thing I know of. "

> >

> > " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he

> > asked the second man.

> >

> > " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know

that

> > it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "

> >

> > " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye...

that's a

> > very popular cliche for speed. "

> >

> > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

> >

> > " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the

> > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out

across

> > the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an

instant.

> > Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "

> >

> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and

thought

> > he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he

said.

> >

> > Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the

same

> > question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous

> > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is

DIARRHEA. "

> >

> > " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

> >

> > " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> > feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could

THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

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> please visit 's memory site:

http://www.geocities.com/angelmomfriends4/jason1.html page 1 Welcome;

page 2 Birthday; page 3 His last years and death

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