Flylady

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Flylady is just pissed off because she isn't Martha freaking .

Flylady would not last 10 mins in my house.

The woman is totaly disilusional.

I tried Flylady for like two weeks and it didn't help.

My cleaning methods are strange ones. There is a rule that if you can't

think of a use for something to where it can be used in the next 10 mins it

goes in the trash. I still have more clutter than I know what to do with.

I think it comes from having 7 kids and living in a 3 bedroom house. We

have to much stuff. The last house we lived in was bigger. We need a bigger

house.

I have had a very bad day. I mean a bad day and it is only 130.

I was supposed to do this book thing today. I spent the last three days

getting ready for it (I probably went overkill but never having done an

event like this...). Anyway, gets home from working 12 hours this

morning (7pm to 7am) so naturally he is tired and grumpy. This is to be

expected. We end up going down to the wrong Office Depot. Anyway, long

story short, I told him Lanham. We went into Greenbelt. 20 mins in the

opposite direction, more or less. The store we wanted was only 10 mins from

the house. Real close. Anyway, on the way back from the wrong store he

starts arguing with me that there is no Office Depot over there and that it

is way beyond the Toys R Us that didn't survive the winter (the roof

colapsed under all the snow and ice ~ buildings in this area were not built

to stand anything heavier than a couple pigeons). I tell him no, that he is

insane. We come home and he unpacks the van. I pull up directions to where

the store is and tell him right about where the store is. He stands there

and continues to argue with me. So....the point to all this...I missed my

event.

Atlanta starts whinning in her really annoying bratty voice that she is

hungry and wants to eat. It is only 9am and she was more pissed that the TV

was taken away because they refuse to clean. This house looks worse than

Bagdad right now. My house makes Bagdad look like Flyladys house, or at

least how Flylady wants us to think her house looks. I am convinced that

Flylady is a closet slob and she doesn't practice what she tells everyone

else to do. I totaly went Rambo on her. I am so sick of her attitude, her

brattiness, her thinking that the world revolves around her. She acts like

a freaking spolied little brat.

I walked out into the front room and pushed all their stuff on the floor

that was on the table where it didn't belong. I took a trashbag and started

throwing away everything that they didn't put away. Books, school work,

toys, ect. It motivated them a tad to clean. Not much. Told them that

every night that they go to bed that they have not cleaned up I will throw

out everything on the floor that they didn't take care of. That includes

clothes that they left out, shoes, coats, toys, books, computer CDs, videos,

furbies, ect. Savannah stared at me with what I call the vacant autistic

stare. Dakota demanded milk. Sierra sat on her butt and started sucking

her fingers (at 6!) and rocking. Atlanta sat in her little ball and whinned

and cried and acted like a little brat.

They still have not cleaned up properly even though I have helped them. I

even gave them another bookcase.

Oh.

And that is something else that pissed me off. (STUPID FREAKING CAT!!! He

keeps getting on the counter and digging in the bag of grits)

Where they refused to take care of stuff and just tossed it where or there I

had to throw out books that had cat shit on them. I found two leap pad

books that a cat had peed on. I found where Atlanta tossed some of her

books in with a bunch of trash. She is 9 freaking years old. Why in the

hell can't she take care of stuff. She is old enough to know better!! And

to make matters worse, she doesn't care!!!

BOOKS!

Damaged BOOKS!

AARRGGHHH!

I have no idea where the kids got their total disreguard for books,

especially Atlanta, it wasn't from me. I am freaking anal about books.

As I am yelling and throwing a fit to get them to clean Savannah was sitting

on her ass fucking sharpening pencils!!!

Georga

I really hate Flylady.

Re: Worst Ex-Husband Award Is Now Accepting

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> I'd love to leave her alone with my three boys for a few days. She'd

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> > Irony: the Flylady list is going on and on right now about the

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> > Jeex, if only someone had told you that sooner, hmmm?

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> > She's a good housecleaner, but the bitch is delusional.

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> > Jacquie

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