Nominee for Ex Husband

[Guest guest]

Meet Stanley

studying to be an alcoholic

charming, manipulative, never met a stranger

Every little old lady in grandma's nursing home LOVES him. Knows all

of their names and flirts with them.

Absolutely fabulous in bed....but it is due to experience....a LOT of

experience...with a LOT of women....even after marriage

gives wife a venereal disease that gyno discovers when testing for

infertility problems

Teases small boy children by tickling them...until they cry and then

makes fun of them for being babies

Steals " gifts " from boxcars in the railroad yard where he works:

gloves, cases of wine, hats, flashlights, and gives them to each and

every member of wife's family while announcing where he got them and

how easy it was to get them.

When wife requests counseling, agrees to attend, shows up 30 minutes

late, sits with arms crossed and scowl on face and repeats, " What

bullshit! " over and over. Psychologist later asks wife, " Why did you

marry this asshole? " Wife figures that is all of the counseling she

needs...

When threatened with divorce, he suspects wife is cheating on HIM and

follows her friends and aquaintances for " clues " Pushes redial on

phone repeatedly to see who she has been talking to (her mother...)

Calls 3 mos. after separation to inform now ex-wife that it MUST be

SHE who is infertile because he accidentally got one of his new

girlfriends pregnant. Wife has had 3 miscarriages and tried for 3

years to get pregnant. He refused to adopt a baby that " isn't his

flesh and blood. " New girlfriend, of course, has abortion.

Now, wasn't he a winner? I dated this guy for 7 years and was

married for 5 years. This truly answers the question, " Will fabulous

sex make up for anything? " Ladies, the answer is NO!!!!!

Leggs (who is very happy with hubby #2)