Signs

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Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. , at your cervix." At a military hospital-door to colonoscopy: "To expedite your visit, please back in." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Another Pizza shop slogan: "Buy our pizza, we knead your dough." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." At a dry cleaners: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory." At towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want your tows." On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's: "If you don't see what you are looking for, you have come to the right place." On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a veterinary's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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Some Great Signs

Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On maternity room door: "Push, Push, Push."

On a Butchers window: "Let me meat your needs."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

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