Fwd: A $40,000 Funeral - Read the story before opening the attachment

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HEE HE HEE Love and Prayers, Peggy   IPF  2004,  FloridaWorry looks around, Sorry looks back,  Faith looks up. Begin forwarded message:  READ THE STORY FIRST, then open the attachment...   Jim died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.   As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her  oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Jim would be pleased,' she  said.   'I'm sure you're right,' replied , who lowered her voice andleaned   in close.   'How much did this really cost?'   'All of it,' said Sharon . 'Forty thousand.'   'No!' exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'   Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church.The     whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the  Memorial Stone.'    computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big isit?'