RE: One Question Interview-Dianna

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

That just made my WEEK. At least we can find some humor in the AWFUL problem

- and here I thought I was the only one! I am so glad to have met everyone on

here. This disease can be a real pain in the ASS. HA, HA. Sorry for the

raunchy humor - it worked on the oncologist today though! And guess what

everyone ; my CEA was 0.9 today! I am SO happy - have been feeling a little

paranoid and getting sort of " hypochondriac " lately thinking something else is

wrong....

Do have a hernia though - left abdomen - havent been able to talk to the

surgeon yet - didn't know what this was. Does anyone else have experience with

this? Could it have been caused from having the colon surgery? I would welcome

any info or experience on this.

Thanks Dianna for the joke! I loved it - will forward it to everyone I know

who is familiar with my " problem " .

Pat

Dianna Brendle wrote:

>

> One question interview

>

> An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a

> job opening.

>

> After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

> were equally qualified.

>

> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

>

> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

>

> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the

> interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? "

>

> The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into your

> head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A

> thought is the fastest thing I know of. "

>

> " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he

> asked the second man.

>

> " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that

> it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "

>

> " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye... that's a

> very popular cliche for speed. "

>

> He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

>

> " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the

> wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across

> the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.

> Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "

>

> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought

> he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he said.

>

> Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same

> question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous

> answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA. "

>

> " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

>

> " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK,

or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

>

>

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Pat, Congadulations o your low CEA!!!!! Ingrid

>

>

> >

> > One question interview

> >

> > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to

fill a

> > job opening.

> >

> > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

> > were equally qualified.

> >

> > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

> >

> > Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

> >

> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table

the

> > interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? "

> >

> > The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into

your

> > head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A

> > thought is the fastest thing I know of. "

> >

> > " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he

> > asked the second man.

> >

> > " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know

that

> > it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "

> >

> > " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye...

that's a

> > very popular cliche for speed. "

> >

> > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

> >

> > " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the

> > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out

across

> > the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an

instant.

> > Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "

> >

> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and

thought

> > he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he

said.

> >

> > Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the

same

> > question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous

> > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is

DIARRHEA. "

> >

> > " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

> >

> > " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> > feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could

THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

> >

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

> please visit 's memory site:

http://www.geocities.com/angelmomfriends4/jason1.html page 1 Welcome;

page 2 Birthday; page 3 His last years and death

>

>

>

>

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Pat

My husband had hernias where he had his incisions.. On right side where he

had gall bladder removed , and on lower left side where he had kidney

removed. He had them repaired twice.I guess is something we have to watch

out for, that those incisions could become herniated.. Watch what we lift

etc. and not heavy stuff. If you have a hernia you do need to have it

fixed. Be sure you talk to your surgeon about it. Take care Jolene

Re: One Question Interview-Dianna

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

That just made my WEEK. At least we can find some humor in the AWFUL

problem - and here I thought I was the only one! I am so glad to have met

everyone on here. This disease can be a real pain in the ASS. HA, HA.

Sorry for the raunchy humor - it worked on the oncologist today though! And

guess what everyone ; my CEA was 0.9 today! I am SO happy - have been

feeling a little paranoid and getting sort of " hypochondriac " lately

thinking something else is wrong....

Do have a hernia though - left abdomen - havent been able to talk to the

surgeon yet - didn't know what this was. Does anyone else have experience

with this? Could it have been caused from having the colon surgery? I

would welcome any info or experience on this.

Thanks Dianna for the joke! I loved it - will forward it to everyone I

know who is familiar with my " problem " .

Pat

Dianna Brendle wrote:

>

> One question interview

>

> An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a

> job opening.

>

> After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

> were equally qualified.

>

> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

>

> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

>

> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the

> interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? "

>

> The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into your

> head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A

> thought is the fastest thing I know of. "

>

> " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he

> asked the second man.

>

> " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that

> it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "

>

> " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye... that's a

> very popular cliche for speed. "

>

> He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

>

> " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the

> wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across

> the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.

> Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "

>

> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought

> he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he said.

>

> Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same

> question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous

> answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA. "

>

> " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

>

> " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could THINK,

BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

>

>

please visit 's memory site:

http://www.geocities.com/angelmomfriends4/jason1.html page 1 Welcome; page 2

Birthday; page 3 His last years and death

---------------------------------

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