Re: Ingrid

[Guest guest]

Thank you so much Ingrid! It is my thing to celebrate today - I find ONE thing

each day - this was a big one today.

MP

Ingrid Lowe wrote:

Pat, Congadulations o your low CEA!!!!! Ingrid

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> > One question interview

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> > An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to

fill a

> > job opening.

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> > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

> > were equally qualified.

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> > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.

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> > Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

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> > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table

the

> > interviewer asked, " What is the fastest thing you know of? "

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> > The first man on the right replied, " A THOUGHT. It just pops into

your

> > head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A

> > thought is the fastest thing I know of. "

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> > " That's very good! " replied the interviewer. " And now you sir? " he

> > asked the second man.

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> > " Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know

that

> > it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "

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> > " Excel! lent! " said the interviewer. " The blink of an eye...

that's a

> > very popular cliche for speed. "

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> > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

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> > " Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the

> > wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out

across

> > the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an

instant.

> > Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "

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> > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and

thought

> > he had found his man. " It's hard to beat the speed of light, " he

said.

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> > Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the

same

> > question. The last man replied, " After hearing the three previous

> > answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is

DIARRHEA. "

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> > " WHAT? " said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

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> > " Oh, I can explain, " said the fourth man. " The other day I wasn't

> > feeling so good and I ran for! the bathroom. But, before I could

THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants! "

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http://www.geocities.com/angelmomfriends4/jason1.html page 1 Welcome;

page 2 Birthday; page 3 His last years and death

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[Guest guest]

Larry and Janet, We are all doing great. Just love all this wonderful

snow. At least the barn doors open. LOL Still can get to the horses. My

husband has been working a lot of side jobs as of late.

Seems a lot more equitment break downs in the colder weather. He is

worn out and exhausted. Just like you and Janet with the extra work.

is doing great. His grades are wonderful. He has been invited

to do this thing called the Breakfast club which starts 45 minutes

before school. Have to have a A in English and B's in all other classes

to be able to belong to this. So, its an honor to get the parents up

earlier to drive him to attend this. LOL I am proud of him!!!!

How is Lizzie and Nathen? I sure wish Lizzie can come down again and

ride some more. I bet she would love horse back riding in the fresh

snow. Being the first to make foot prints on the horse trails. Lot's of

deer to see too. I know Lizzie is good enough to ride outside of a

contained area. I know she would love it. That is one cute, smart

little girl you have. You have something to be real proud of with

her!!!! I will call you guys in a day or two. Love, Ingrid

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> Ingrid,

> How are your Husband and son doing?

> Larry

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