AMA on Health Insurance

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AMA ON Health Insurance

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new

Health Insurance package....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " while the

Pediatricians said, " Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through it.

Pulmonologists said it was a bunch of hot air

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter.. "

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no...

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the

A-H's in Washington

Good evening to all,

Terre, 66, IPF 6/08, FL