Guest guest Posted October 6, 2001 Report Share Posted October 6, 2001 As the list is quiet at the moment I thought I would share this with you. Some of you may have already seen it, it was sent to me by a friend. Trisha SAHM to 3 boys > > WOMEN > > > >> They smile when they want to scream. >> They sing when they want to cry. >> They cry when they are happy and laugh >> when they are nervous >> They fight for what they believe in. >> They stand up for injustice. >> They don't take " no " for an answer when >> they believe there is a better solution. >> >> They go without new shoes so their >> children can have them. >> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. >> They love unconditionally. >> They cry when their children excel and >> cheer when their friends get awards. >> >> They are happy when they hear about a >> birth or a new marriage. >> Their hearts break when a friend dies. >> They have sorrow at the loss of a family >> member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. >> They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a >> broken heart. >> >> Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. >> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail >> you to show how much they care about you. >> The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! >> Women do more than just give birth. >> They bring joy and hope. >> They give compassion and ideals. >> They give moral support to their family and friends. >> Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. >> >> This has been sent to you from someone who >> respects you as a woman >> Pass it along to your woman friends to >> remind them how amazing >> they are............ >> >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH! >> >> IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN. >> >> We got off the Titanic first. >> >> We can scare male bosses with mysterious >> gynaecological disorder excuses. >> >> Taxis stop for us. >> >> We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. >> >> No fashion faux pas we make could ever >> rival The Speedo. >> >> We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. >> >> If we forget to shave, no one has to know. >> >> We can congratulate our team-mate without >> ever touching her rear. >> >> We never have to reach down every so often >> to make sure our privates are still there. >> >> We have the ability to dress ourselves. >> >> We can talk to people of the opposite sex >> without having to picture them naked. >> >> If we marry someone 20 years younger, >> we're aware that we look like an idiot. >> >> There are times when chocolate really can >> solve all your problems. >> >> We'll never regret piercing our ears. >> >> We can fully assess a person just by >> looking at their shoes. >> >> We can make comments about how silly men >> are in their presence, because they aren't listening >> anyway. >> >> SEND THIS TO FIVE BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY !!! >> > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 6, 2001 Report Share Posted October 6, 2001 Reminds me of a quotation I am told is from Reagan.. Women are like Teabags. You never know their strength until you drop them in hot water.. ;o) Lonnie Phoebe & Eloisa's mama & expecting a Christmas delivery... My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what you start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of chips and a Chocolate cake. I feel better already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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