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Caroline

Jersey

To my darling Husband,

I am sending you this e-mail from a bogus software company address so

that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I

thought you should know what has been going on at home since your

computer entered our lives two years ago.

The children are doing well. Tommy is seven now and is a bright,

handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a

family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good but

yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head are very

realistic. You would be very proud of him.

Little turned three in September. She looks a lot like you did

at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still

remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with her on her birthday.

What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy and the

electricity was out.

I am also doing well. I went blond about a year ago and was delighted to

discover that it really is more fun! Lars, I mean Mr. Swenson, the

department head, has taken an interest in my career and has become a

good friend to us all.

I have discovered that the household chores are much easier since I

realized that you don't mind being vacuumed but that feather dusting

made you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room

painted last Spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure the

painters cut air holes in the drop cloth so you wouldn't be disturbed.

Well, my dear, I must be going. Uncle Lars, Mr. Swenson, I mean, is

taking us all on a ski trip and there will be packing to do. I have

hired a housekeeper to take care of things while we are away. She'll

keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and bring meals to your desk

- just the way you like it. I hope you and the PC have a lovely time

while we are gone. Tommy, Jen and I will think of you often. Try to

remember us while your disks are booting.

Love,

(Your Wife)

Germain

Jersey

British Channel Islands

49º11'N

02º07'W