Guest guest Posted October 11, 2001 Report Share Posted October 11, 2001 I like this one. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated > debate on the subject of the ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. One > by one,they offered their evidence: > > > >THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN > >1. His name was Jesus > >2. He was bilingual > >3. He was always being harassed by the authorities > > > >But then there were equally good arguments that... > > > >JESUS WAS BLACK > >1. He called everyone " brother " > >2. He liked Gospel > >3. He couldn't get a fair trial > > > >But then there were equally good arguments that... > > > >JESUS WAS ITALIAN > >1. He talked with his hands > >2. He had wine with every meal > >3. He used olive oil > > > >But then there were equally good arguments that... > > > >JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN > >1. He never cut his hair > >2. He walked around barefoot > >3. He started a new religion > > > >But then there were equally good arguments that... > > > >JESUS WAS IRISH > >1. He never got married > >2. He was always telling stories > >3. He loved green pastures > > > >But perhaps the most compelling evidence... > > > >THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN > >1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food > >2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just > >DIDN'T GET IT > >3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work > for him to do. > Debbie Slater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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