Fwd: Fw: men are like....

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>Men are like.....Floor Tiles...If you lay them right the first time, you

>can

>walk all over them for years!

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>Men are like.....Bank Accounts...Without a lot of money, they don't

>generate

>much interest.

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>Men are like.....Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure

>why.

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>Men are like.....Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you

>up

>all night long.

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>Men are like.....Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.

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>Men are like.....Computers...Hard to figure out and never have enough

>memory.

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>Men are like.....Coolers...Load them with beer and you can take them

>anywhere.

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>Men are like.....Copiers...You need them for reproduction, but that's

>about

>it.

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>Men are like.....Curling irons...They're always hot, and they're always

>in

>your hair.

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>Men are like.....Government bonds...They take so long to mature.

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>Men are like.....High heels...They're easy to walk on once you get the

>hang

>of it.

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>Men are like.....Horoscopes...They always tell you what to do and are

>usually wrong.

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>Men are like.....Lava lamps...Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

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>Men are like.....Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of

>emotion.

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>Men are like.....Parking spots...The good ones are already taken and the

>ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

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>Men are like.....Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little

>while.

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>Men are like.....Snow storms...You never know when they're coming, how

>many

>inches you'll get or how long they will last.

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>Men are like.....Bank Machines...Once they withdraw, they lose interest

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>Men are like.....Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

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>Men are like.....Newborn babies...They're cute at first, but you get

>tired

>of cleaning up their crap.

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>Men are like.....Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you.

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