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kate wrote:

> We're all sat round dinner table today at DH's parents,

> and for desert are served a delicious looking blackforest gateau .

> Only problem is it has not completely defrosted.No one

> makes any comment and then DD pipes up as she finishes it

> 'yum yum frozen cherries'.Dh and I creased up in fits of giggles

> but I don't think FIL got the joke.

>

> Don't you just love 5 year olds-oh to be so disinhibited!

> >>>>>>>>..

They are lovely aren't they.

At about the same age my DS1 was sat at the table with my B & SIL and

their grown-up (rather posh) daughter.

Jack started fiddling with his bum

- what are you doing?

- My pants are just in my crack and I am pulling them out!

- Why did I bother asking?

I did not like to look at my neices face and I dare not look at my

brother as I know we would have ended up in fits of giggles.

Trisha

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Oh, I've just had one of these, but from my two year old son. I went to

Tescos this morning and as a rare treat decided to buy some lipstick. I was

checking all the colours while Nicky was saying " What's that? " about all the

other items (mascara, nail varnish, etc.). Suddenly he looked up, caught

site of me with the testers and said very loudly " Is that a willy,

Mummy? " .....;o)) Nobody near me looked round, but I could see what he

meant - I hadn't really equated lipstick testers as being the same size and

colour as his willy!!!

Hannah

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From: Trisha

They are lovely aren't they.

At about the same age my DS1 was sat at the table with my B & SIL and

their grown-up (rather posh) daughter.

Jack started fiddling with his bum

- what are you doing?

- My pants are just in my crack and I am pulling them out!

- Why did I bother asking?

I did not like to look at my neices face and I dare not look at my

brother as I know we would have ended up in fits of giggles.

Trisha

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My DD came out with a classic today.

We're all sat round dinner table today at DH's parents,

and for desert are served a delicious looking blackforest gateau .

Only problem is it has not completely defrosted.No one

makes any comment and then DD pipes up as she finishes it

'yum yum frozen cherries'.Dh and I creased up in fits of giggles

but I don't think FIL got the joke.

Don't you just love 5 year olds-oh to be so disinhibited!

Kate

Still giggling in Selby

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