Guest guest Posted May 10, 2003 Report Share Posted May 10, 2003 Baking a Cake with your Child's Help - Preheat oven. Check to be certain that there are no rubber balls or plastic soldiers on the shelves. Remove blocks and toy autos from table. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour; remove ny's hands from flour; wash flour off him. Re-measure flour. Crack more nuts to replace those ny ate. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl ny knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove ny's hands from bowl. Wash ny. Answer telephone. Return. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. Look for ny. Grease another pan. Answer telephone. Return to kitchen and find ny. Remove his hands from bowl. Take up greased pan and remove layer of nut shells in it. Head for ny, who runs, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. Call bakery, place order. Take two aspirin. Lie down ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow - Mr. Krabs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ gina, 31, ny single mom to - kailey, 8, autism, hyperlexia, depression, anxiety, OCD, DSI trevor, 3, multiple developmental delays, no " official " dx yet parker jade, due 7-25-03 :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 10, 2003 Report Share Posted May 10, 2003 Have you been to my house??? This was so funny! Georga Visit my new web page at www.ubahbookshelf.com This tag line space for rent. this is too true! > Baking a Cake with your Child's Help - > > > Preheat oven. > > Check to be certain that there are no rubber balls or plastic soldiers on > the shelves. > > Remove blocks and toy autos from table. > > Grease pan. > > Crack nuts. > > Measure 2 cups flour; remove ny's hands from flour; wash flour off him. > > Re-measure flour. > > Crack more nuts to replace those ny ate. > > Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and brush up pieces > of bowl ny knocked on floor. > > Get another bowl. > > Answer doorbell. > > Return to kitchen. > > Remove ny's hands from bowl. Wash ny. Answer telephone. Return. > > Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan. > > Look for ny. Grease another pan. Answer telephone. > > Return to kitchen and find ny. > > Remove his hands from bowl. > > Take up greased pan and remove layer of nut shells in it. > > Head for ny, who runs, knocking bowl off table. > > Wash kitchen floor, table, walls, dishes. > > Call bakery, place order. Take two aspirin. Lie down > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow - Mr. Krabs > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > gina, 31, ny > single mom to - > kailey, 8, autism, hyperlexia, depression, anxiety, OCD, DSI > trevor, 3, multiple developmental delays, no " official " dx yet > parker jade, due 7-25-03 :-D > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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