Guest guest Posted February 3, 2002 Report Share Posted February 3, 2002 > > > Two priests died at the same time and met Saint > > > > at the Pearly Gates. St. said, " I'd like to get you guys in > > > > now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about > > > > a week, but you can't go back as priests.So what else would you like to > > > > be? " > > > > The first priest says, " I've always wanted to be an eagle, > > > > soaring above the Rocky Mountains. " > > > > " So be it, " says St. , and off flies the first priest. > > > > The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, " Will any of > > > > this week 'count', St. ? " > > > > " No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can > > > > keep track of what you're doing. " > > > > " In that case, " says the second priest, " I've always wanted > > > > to be a stud. " > > > > " So be it, " says St. , and the second priest > > > > disappears. > > > > A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells > > > > St. to recall the two priests. " Will you have any trouble locating > > > > them? " He asks. > > > > " The first one should be easy, " says St. . " He's > > > > somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one > > > > could prove to be more difficult. " > > > > " Why? " asketh the Lord. > > " He's on a snow tire somewhere in North Dakota. " > > [unable to display image]LOVE FROM; ADELE > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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