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> > 1. How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?

> > Unique Up On It.

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> > 2. How Do You Catch A Tame Rabbit?

> > Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

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> > 3. How Do Crazy People

> > Go Through The Forest?

> > They Take The Psycho Path.

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> > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

> > You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

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> > 5. What Do Fish Say When

> > They Hit A Concrete Wall?

> > Dam!

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> > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From

> > Sitting On The Ice too Long?

> > Polaroids

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> > 7. What Do You Call A Boomerang

> > That Doesn't work?

> > A Stick.

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> > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

> > Nacho Cheese.

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> > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

> > Subordinate Clauses.

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> > 10. What Do You Call Four

> > Bullfighters In Quicksand?

> > Quatro Sinko.

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> > 11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?

> > Spoiled Milk.

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> > 12. What Do You Get When You

> > Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?

> > Frostbite.

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> > 13. What Lies At The Bottom

> > Of The Ocean And Twitches?

> > A Nervous Wreck.

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> > 14. What's The Difference Between

> > Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

> > Anyone Can Roast Beef.

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> > 15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?

> > Right Where You Left Him.

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> > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

> > Because They Have Big Fingers.

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> > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

> > Because It Scares The Dog.

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> > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was

> > Served On The Titanic?

> > Sanka.

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> > 19. What Is The Difference Between

> > A Harley And A Hoover?

> > The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

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> > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

> > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

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> > 21. What's The Difference Between

> > A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?

> > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

> > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

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> > 22. How Are A Texas Tornado And

> > A Tennessee Divorce The Same?

> > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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