Fw: The West

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> > > > Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods,

> > > > all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to

> > > > the mouth of a small cave. Wooooo! Wooooo!

> > > > Wooooo! " he called into the cave and then he listened

> > > > very closely until he heard an answering, " Wooooo!

> > > > Wooooo!Wooooo! " He tore off his clothes and ran into

> > > > the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other

> > > > Indian what that was all about, was the other Indian

> > > > crazy or what?

> > > > " No, " said the Indian. " It is our custom during mating

> > > > season when Indian men see cave, they holler

> > > > 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.... If

> > > > they get an answer back, it means there is a girl in

> > > > there waiting to mate. "

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> > > > Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up to

> > > > the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,

> > > > " Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " Immediately, there

> > > > was an answering " Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! "

> > > >from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and

> > > >ran into the cave.

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> > > >The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a

> > > > while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he

> > > > looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,

> > > >he was thinking, " Whoa, man! Look at the size of this

> > > >cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There

> > > > must be some really big, fine women in this cave! "

> > > > He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all

> > > > his might Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " He grinned and

> > > >closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the

> > > >answering call, " WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!

> > > >WOOOOOOOOO! "

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> > > > With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he

> > > > raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

> > > >The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper read.....

> > > > " NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN

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