Guest guest Posted February 11, 2002 Report Share Posted February 11, 2002 Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,he blames the restaurant.If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die oflung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving homedrunk, he blames the bartender.If your grandchildren are brats without manners, youblame television.If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blamethe gun manufacturer.And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and triesto kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengerskill him instead, the mother of thedeceased blames the airline.I must have lived too long to understand the world as itis anymore. So, if I die while parked in front of this computer, I want you to blameBill Gates... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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