Fw: plane crash(joke)

[Guest guest]

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passesthrough a severe storm. The turbulence is awful. Suddenly one wing isstruck by lightning. A woman on the plane starts to lose it. She stands up in the front of the plane screaming, "I'm too young to die!" Then sheyells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel

like a WOMAN?"For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He is gorgeous, tall, built, with long, flowing

black hair and jet black eyes.He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning hisshirt.............one button at a time.No one moves.He removes his shirt.Muscles ripple across his chest. As he reaches her, he extends the armholding his shirt out to the trembling woman, and whispers:..................................."Iron this."