Guest guest Posted March 4, 2002 Report Share Posted March 4, 2002 A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked what he had done over the weekend." I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN! Use big people words." She then asked Ron what he had done." I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SH*T." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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