Fw: The things they teach our childen at school!

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Just in case didn't send this on to the group! Enjoy! Love, Judy The things they teach our childen at school! >>Little Faith was at home doing her Math homework.>>> > She said to>>> > >>herself, "Two>>> > >>plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus>>> > six, the son of a bitch>>> > >>is>>> > >>nine.">>> > >>>>> > >>In that moment, her mother came in and heard what>>> > she was saying.>>> > >>"Faithey!>>> > >>What are you doing?! Why are you saying that?!">>> > >>>>> > >>Little Faith answered, "I'm doing my Math>>> > homework, Mom.">>> > >>>>> > >>The mother then ask: "And that what your teacher>>> > taught you?">>> > >>>>> > >>Little Faith replied, "Yes.">>> > >>>>> > >>The next day, the mother, worried about the>>> > education her daughter was>>> > >>receiving, went to her school to talk to the>>> > teacher.>>> > >>>>> > >>The mother said to her Math teacher, "I would like>>> > to know what you are>>> > >>teaching my daughter in Math?">>> > >>>>> > >>The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning>>> > addition problems.">>> > >>>>> > >>Little Faith's mother asked, "And are you teaching>>> > them to say, 'Two plus>>> > >>two, the son of a bitch is four?">>> > >>>>> > >>Hysterical laughter erupted from the teacher's>>> > mouth, which totally>>> > >>surprised the mother.>>> > >>>>> > >>When the teacher stopped laughing, she replied,>>> > "Not at all! What I taught>>> > >>them was, 'Two plus two... THE SUM OF WHICH IS>>> > .... four'.">>> > >>* * * * American Pride