Guest guest Posted March 21, 2002 Report Share Posted March 21, 2002 Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, " My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate! " One of the other boys said, " Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye! " The last boy said, " Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30! " === Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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