Re: Important RECALL

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Lucy, this is so very clever. Kudos to whoever wrote it, and THANKS to WHO inspired it. Love, Judy Important RECALL >> The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units>manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the>primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in>the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the>reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has>been technically termed, "Sequential Internal Non-morality, or more >commonly>known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.>> Some other symptoms are:> [a] Loss of direction> Foul vocal emissions> [c] Amnesia of origin> [d] Lack of peace and joy> [e] Selfish or violent behavior> [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component> [g] Fearfulness> [h] Idolatry> Rebellion> The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for>this defect, is> providing factory authorized repair and service free of>charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most>generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of >these>repairs. There is no additional fee required.>> The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is:> P-R-A-Y-E-R.> Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the>> REPENTANCE procedure.>> Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,>into the> heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect>is, Jesus will replace it with:> [a] Love> Joy> [c] Peace> [d] Patience> [e] Kindness> [f] Goodness> [g] Faithfulness> [h] Gentleness> Self-control>> Please see the operating manual, THE HOLY BIBLE, for further>details on> the use of these fixes.>> As an added upgrade, the manufacturer has made available to>all repaired> units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance>from a resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Spirit. Repaired units >need>only make Him welcome, and He will take up permanent residence on the>premises!>> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without>correction> voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to>dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human >unit>being permanently impounded.> For free emergency service, call on JESUS.>> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall>action will> ave to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not>be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that>facility.>> Thank you for your attention.>> Please assist where possible by notifying others of this>important recall> notice.>> DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU