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>Subject: BIG TROUBLE >Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2002 08:48:07 -0500 > > > A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively > > > > mischievous. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents > > > > knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were > > > > probably involved. > > > > > > > > The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in > > > > disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. > > > > The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the > > > > mother sent her 8-year old first, in the morning, with the older boy > > > > to see the clergyman in the afternoon. > > > > > > > > The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy > > > > down and asked him sternly. "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped > > > > open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging > > > > open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even > > > > sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again, the boy made no attempt to > > > > answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his > > > > finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" > > > > > > > > The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove > > > > into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother > > > > found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" > > > > > > > > The younger brother, gasping for air, replied, "We are in BIG trouble > > > > this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it!!" > > > > > > >

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Judee, I can always count on you to make me laugh. Thanks! Judy BIG TROUBLE >Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2002 08:48:07 -0500 > > > A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively > > > > mischievous. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents > > > > knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were > > > > probably involved. > > > > > > > > The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in > > > > disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. > > > > The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the > > > > mother sent her 8-year old first, in the morning, with the older boy > > > > to see the clergyman in the afternoon. > > > > > > > > The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy > > > > down and asked him sternly. "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped > > > > open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging > > > > open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even > > > > sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again, the boy made no attempt to > > > > answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his > > > > finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" > > > > > > > > The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove > > > > into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother > > > > found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" > > > > > > > > The younger brother, gasping for air, replied, "We are in BIG trouble > > > > this time, dude. God is missing, and they think WE did it!!" > > > > > > > Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: Click Here Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU