Guest guest Posted January 21, 2002 Report Share Posted January 21, 2002 The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middleof a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, whounderstood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purposeof the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose theme was "Viagraadvertising slogans." Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule wasthey had to use past ad slogans that captured the essence of Viagra. About 7minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top TenList." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week wentvery well for everyone.10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper8. Viagra, Like a rock!7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.4. Viagra, Strong enough for a [woman], but made for a [man].3. Viagra, Tastes great!........More filling!2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!And the unanimous number one slogan:1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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