Guest guest Posted February 6, 2002 Report Share Posted February 6, 2002 > > > > 1. Give me a sentence about a public servant, " said a teacher. The small > > boy wrote: " The fireman came down the ladder pregnant. " The teacher took > the > > lad aside to correct him. " Don't you know what pregnant means? " she > asked. > > " Sure, " said the young boy confidently. " Means carrying a child. " > > > > 2. A grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning. > He > > had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her > life. > > When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army > men > > in the cup. She said, " Honey, what are the army men doing in my coffee? " > Her > > grandson said, " Grandma, it says on TV, 'The best part of waking up is > > soldiers in your cup!' " > > > > 3. Susie Sunshine asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their > > favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Jimmy's picture which showed > four > > people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to > > represent. " The flight to Egypt, " said Jimmy. " I see...And that must be > > , ph, and Baby Jesus, " Ms. Susie said. " But who's the fourth > > person? " " Oh, that's Pontius-the Pilot. " > > > > 4. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, > > finally asked him, " How do you expect to get into heaven? " The boy thought > it > > over and said, " Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep > > slamming the door until St. says, 'For heaven's sake, Jimmy, come > in > > or stay out.' " > > > > 5. A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids > home > > one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the > fire > > truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's > duties. > > " They use him to keep crowds back, " said one youngster. " No, " said > another, > > " he's just for good luck. " A third child brought the argument to a close. > > " They use the dogs, " she said firmly, " to find the fire hydrant. " > > > > 6. Little ny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream > on > > her face. " Why do you do that, mommy? " he asked. " To make myself > > beautiful, " said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a > tissue. > > " What's the matter? " asked Little ny. " Giving up? " > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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