Guest guest Posted March 27, 2002 Report Share Posted March 27, 2002 > > > >Thought you would enjoy this.......... > > > >A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony > >trial - it went like this: > > > >Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? > > > >A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of > >the offender running several blocks away. > > > >Q. Officer, who provided this description? > > > >A. The officer who responded to the scene. > > > >Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do > >you trust your fellow officers? > > > >A. Yes sir, with my life. > > > >Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker > >room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in > >preparation for you daily duties? > > > >A. Yes sir, we do. > > > >Q. And do you have a locker in that room? > > > >A. Yes sir, I do. > > > >Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? > > > >A. Yes sir. > > > >Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your > >life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share > >with those same officers? > > > >A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes > >lawyers have been known to walk through that room. With that, the courtroom > >erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the > >stand has been nominated for this year's " Best come-back " line and we think > >he'll win... > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Join the world's largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. > http://www.hotmail.com > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 27, 2002 Report Share Posted March 27, 2002 Judee, works for me! Love, Judy O Fw: Whom do you trust? > >> >Thought you would enjoy this..........> >> >A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony> >trial - it went like this:> >> >Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?> >> >A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the descriptionof> >the offender running several blocks away.> >> >Q. Officer, who provided this description?> >> >A. The officer who responded to the scene.> >> >Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.Do> >you trust your fellow officers?> >> >A. Yes sir, with my life.> >> >Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have alocker> >room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in> >preparation for you daily duties?> >> >A. Yes sir, we do.> >> >Q. And do you have a locker in that room?> >> >A. Yes sir, I do.> >> >Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?> >> >A. Yes sir.> >> >Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your> >life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share> >with those same officers?> >> >A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes> >lawyers have been known to walk through that room. With that, thecourtroom> >erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the> >stand has been nominated for this year's "Best come-back" line and wethink> >he'll win...> >> >> >>>>>> _________________________________________________________________> Join the world's largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail.> http://www.hotmail.com>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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