Fw: I liked this one(joke)

[Guest guest]

> A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife

> walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.

> " What was that for? " he asked.

> " That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with

> the name Sue written on it, " she replied.

> " Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Sue was the name of one of

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> horses I bet on, " he explained.

> " Oh honey, I'm sorry, " she said. " I should have known there was a good

> explanation. "

> Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and

> hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked

> him out cold.

> When he came to, he asked, " What was that for? "

> " Your horse called. "

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