Guest guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 Some guys in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, " We need some four-by-twos. " " You mean two-by-fours, don't you? " asked the clerk. The fellow replied, " Um, I'll have to check with the rest of the boys. " He went out to his truck and within a few minutes returned to the clerk stating, " Yep, I meant two-by-fours. " " Alright, " replied the clerk. " How long do you need them? " He stood there scratching his head while pondering this question and replied, " Well, um, a long time. We're gonna build a house. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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