Guest guest Posted April 8, 2002 Report Share Posted April 8, 2002 One more thing for those of us who are "retired" to be grateful for. Love, Judy Friday humorIN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cellIN WORK......you spend the majority of your time in an 6x8 cubicleIN PRISON...you get three meals a dayIN WORK......you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay foritIN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviorIN WORK.....you get more work for good behaviorIN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for youIN WORK.....you must carry around a security card and open all the doorsfor yourselfIN PRISON...you can watch TV and play gamesIN WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing gamesIN PRISON...you get your own toiletIN WORK.....you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seatIN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visitIN WORK.....you can't even speak to your familyIN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work requiredIN WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then theydeduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisonersIN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get outIN WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go insidebarsIN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardensIN WORK.....they are called managersSo why is it again that we work?--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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