Guest guest Posted February 4, 2002 Report Share Posted February 4, 2002 > > > An older couple were lying in bed one night. > > The husband was falling asleep but the wife > > was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. > > > > She said: " You used to hold my hand when we were courting. " > > Wearily he reached across, held her hand for > > a second and tried to get back to sleep. > > > > A few moments later she said: " Then you used > > to kiss me. " > > Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her > > a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. > > > > Thirty seconds later she said: " Then you used > > to bite my neck " > > He threw back the bed clothes and got > > out of bed. > > > > " Where are you going ? " she asked. > > > > He answered, " To get my teeth! " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2002 Report Share Posted February 4, 2002 Judee, I don't know where you get these but they are alway great! Thanks for the laugh....My family thinks I am crazy now because I am laughing at the computer. Lots of love Glenda Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck" He threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed."Where are you going ?"she asked.He answered, "To get my teeth!" ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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