Fw: the truth never hurts...lol

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> > >Subject: the truth never hurts...lol

> > >

> > >A couple is celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary and goes

down

> to

> > >their old school. There, in a corner, they hold hands as they find

their

> > >old desk where he had carved, " I love you, Sally. " On the way home, a

bag

> of

> > >money falls out of an armored car in front of them. She picks it up

and

> > >counts $50,000. The husband says, " We've got to give it back. "

> > >She says, " Finders keepers. " And when they get home she hides it in the

> > >attic.

> > >

> > >The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They ask, " Pardon me,

> did

> > >anyone in this house find any money that fell out of an armored car

> > >yesterday? "

> > >She says, " No. "

> > >

> > >The husband says, " My wife is lying. She took the money and hid it in

> the

> > >attic. "

> > >She says, " Don't believe him, he's a bit senile. " So they sit the man

down

> > >and begin to question him. One FBI guy says, " Tell us the story from

the

> > >beginning. "

> > >

> > >The old man says, " Well, my wife and I were on our way home from

> school... "

> > >The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, " Let's get out of here. "

> >

> >