from Poopsie Bubblebrain

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> >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,

> you need some

> >silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

> Follow the

> >instructions to find your new name.

> >The following is an excerpt from a children's book,

> " Captain

> >Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor

> Poopypants " , by Dave

> >Pilkey:

> >The Professor forces everyone to assume new

> names...

> >

> >Use the third letter of your first name to

> determine your New first

> >name:

> > a=poopsie

> > b=lumpy

> > c=buttercup

> > d=gidget

> > e=crusty

> > f=greasy

> > g=fluffy

> > h=cheeseball

> > i=chim-chim

> > j=stinky

> > k=flunky

> > l=booger

> > m=pinky

> > n=zippy

> > o=goober

> > p=doofus

> > q=slimy

> > r=loopy

> > s=snotty

> > t=tulefel

> > u=dorkey

> > v=squeezit

> > w=oprah

> > x=skipper

> > y=dinky

> > z=zsa-zsa.

> >Use the second letter of your last name to

> determine the first half =

> >of your new last name:

> > a = diaper

> > b = toilet

> > c = giggle

> > d = burger

> > e = girdle

> > f = barf

> > g = lizard

> > h = waffle

> > i = cootie

> > j = monkey

> > k = potty

> > l = liver

> > m = banana

> > n = rhino

> > o = bubble

> > p = hamster

> > q = toad

> > r = gizzard

> > s = pizza

> > t = gerbil

> > u = chicken

> > v = pickle

> > w = chuckle

> > x = tofu

> > z = stinker

> >Use the fourth letter of your last name to

> determine the second half =

> >of your new last name:

> > a = head

> > b = mouth

> > c = face

> > d = nose

> > e = tush

> > f = breath

> > g = pants

> > h = shorts

> > i = lips

> > j = honker

> > k = butt

> > l = brain

> > m = tushie

> > n = chunks

> > o = hiney

> > p = biscuits

> > q = toes

> > r = buns

> > s = fanny

> > t = sniffer

> > u = sprinkles

> > v = kisser

> > w = squirt

> > x = humperdinck

> > y = brains

> > z = juice

> >

> >Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is

> Goober Chickenshorts.

> >Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

> >

> >Now when you FORWARD THIS...use your new name as

> the subject. And

> >remember that children laugh an average of 146

> times a day, adults

> >laugh an average of 4 times a day.

> >Put more laughter in your life!!!