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Hi Carole - NYU gave me a form (healthcare proxy I

think) which allowed me to name the 1st and second

choices of people who could make life/death decisions

FOR me.

Sharon M in NY

--- MsMystic1@... wrote:

> In a message dated 9/1/01 3:36:06 AM Eastern

> Daylight Time,

> duodenalswitch writes:

>

> << ..folks just

> have to do their best to have friends and/or family

> involved in their lives

> and knowledgeable of their wishes, papers filled

> out, and things go from

> there. >>

> What papers does one have filled out and where does

> one go about getting

> those papers? Carole

>

>

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Subject: wishes

Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up.

A female genie rose from the bottle, and with a smile said,

" Oh, Master, may I grant you one wish? "

" Do you know who I am? " bin Laden said menacingly, I don't need anything

from a woman, except obedience. Now, get out of my sight. "

The genie pleaded, " But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be

returned to this bottle forever. "

Osama thought for a moment. Then, he said, " I want to wake up in the

morning with three American women in my bed. "

Giving the Genie and evil glare, he hissed " Now get out of my sight! "

The genie said , " So be it! " and disappeared back into the bottle.

The next morning, bin Laden woke up in bed with

Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no

health insurance.

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