Guest guest Posted March 8, 2002 Report Share Posted March 8, 2002 In a message dated 3/8/02 4:33:29 PM Pacific Standard Time, linetech@... writes: << I wanna be a bear. >> Oh Sue, I wanna be a bear too!!!!! GRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 8, 2002 Report Share Posted March 8, 2002 LIFE AS A FEMALE BEARIf you're a bear, you get to hibernate.You do nothing but sleep for six months.I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.I could deal with that, too.If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line,you swat them too. I could deal with that.If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.When you awake from hibernation, you have lost 60 pounds.I could deal with that.I wanna be a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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