Guest guest Posted January 28, 2002 Report Share Posted January 28, 2002 So now you know! Love, Judy Arthritis!!!!!!!!!A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to apriest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, andahalfempty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He openedhisnewspaper and began reading.After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked," Say,Father, whatcauses arthritis?""My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women,too muchalcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around prostitutesandlack of bath.""Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man andapologized."I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have youhadarthritis?""I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 28, 2002 Report Share Posted January 28, 2002 A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his roflmao oh Judy that was a good one. I hope I can remember it to tell my dad. lol love you Lu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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