Re: Fw: WORDS WOMEN USE

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I love these little jokes and such, it really makes my day especially when it happens when I really need it Barbara Fw: WORDS WOMEN USE WORDS WOMEN USEFINEThis is the word we use at the end of any argumentthat we feel we are right about but need to shutyou up.NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.This will cause you to have one of those arguments.FIVE MINUTESThis is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutesthat your football game is going to last before you takeout the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.NOTHINGThis means something and you should be on your toes."Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a womanhas of wanting to turn you inside out,upside down, andbackwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that willlast "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upsetover "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)This means "I give up" or "do what you want becauseI don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"and "Fine"and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when shecools off.LOUD SIGHThis is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statementvery misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinksyou are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."SOFT SIGHAgain, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of thefew things that some men actually understand. She is content.Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman cansay to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think longand hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that youhave done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" andused in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At somepoint in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you aregoing to be in some mighty big trouble.PLEASE DOThis is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you thechance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have fordoing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance totell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.THANKS A LOTThis is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her insome callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be carefulnot to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you"Nothing."Please send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn them aboutfuture arguments they can avoid if remembering all the terminology.DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU

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Hi, This is Lucy on this end. I would like to add a favorite to the list. WHATEVER!!! That is what I use when I am thoroughly disgusted and just don't want to say anything else about the matter.

Love and Prayers, Lucy

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I love these little jokes and such, it really makes my day especially when it happens when I really need it Barbara

Fw: WORDS WOMEN USE

WORDS WOMEN USEFINEThis is the word we use at the end of any argumentthat we feel we are right about but need to shutyou up.NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks.This will cause you to have one of those arguments.FIVE MINUTESThis is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutesthat your football game is going to last before you takeout the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.NOTHINGThis means something and you should be on your toes."Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a womanhas of wanting to turn you inside out,upside down, andbackwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that willlast "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upsetover "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)This means "I g! ive up" or "do what you want becauseI don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead"in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"and "Fine"and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when shecools off.LOUD SIGHThis is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statementvery misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinksyou are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."SOFT SIGHAgain, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of thefew things that some men actually understand. She is content.Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman cansay to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think longand hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that youhave done. "That's Okay" is often! used with the word "Fine" andused in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." At somepoint in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you aregoing to be in some mighty big trouble.PLEASE DOThis is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you thechance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have fordoing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance totell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.THANKS A LOTThis is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her insome callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be carefulnot to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you"Nothing."Please send this out to ALL men that you know just to warn t! hem aboutfuture arguments they can avoid if remembering all the terminology.DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU