Guest guest Posted February 4, 2002 Report Share Posted February 4, 2002 Subject: UNION RULESA dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegasand, as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?""No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't.""Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?""The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down thestreet in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madamresponded,"Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House."The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?""The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00""That's more like it!" the union man said.He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to astunningly attractive blonde."I'd like her for the night.""I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85-year oldwoman in the corner, "but according to the Union rules, Ethel here hasSeniority." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2002 Report Share Posted February 4, 2002 Having been a member of a Union for 22 years, I really liked this one! LOLOL Sandy UNION RULESA dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegasand, as you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?""No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't.""Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?""The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down thestreet in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madamresponded,"Why, yes sir, this IS a Union House."The man asked, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?""The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00""That's more like it!" the union man said.He handed the Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to astunningly attractive blonde."I'd like her for the night.""I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an 85-year oldwoman in the corner, "but according to the Union rules, Ethel here hasSeniority."DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 4, 2002 Report Share Posted February 4, 2002 , LOL another good one! Oh my goodness you guys are on a roll! Thanks for the laughs!!! Lots of love Glenda ____________________________________________________ IncrediMail - Email has finally evolved - Click Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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