Fw: 27 worthless bits of info

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In a message dated 1/9/02 12:55:37 PM Pacific Standard Time, judyo_93@...

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> > > > > PS: Now, how many of you tried to

lick your

> > > > > elbow??? Be honest!!!!!

> >

> >

> > >>

LOL......Judy, I have to admit I did!!!!! Okay, now I want the rest of you

to be honest. LOL

hugs

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On the assumption that we need all the chuckles we can get, here's one more. Love,Judy FW: 27 worthless bits of info > ----- Original Message ----->>> > > > > This is stuff that you just couldhave lived without> > > > > but I couldn't let you live withoutit. Its a> > > > > strange old world!> > > > >> > > > > 1. Barbie's full name is BarbaraMilicent .> > > > >> > > > > 2. It is impossible to lick yourelbow.> > > > >> > > > > 3. A crocodile can't stick itstongue out.> > > > >> > > > > 4. A shrimp's heart is in it'shead.> > > > >> > > > > 5. People say "Bless you" when yousneeze because> > > > > when you sneeze, you're> > > > > heart stops for a mili-second.> > > > >> > > > > 6. In a study of 200,000 ostrichesover a period of> > > > > 80 years, no one> > > > > reported a single case where anostrich buried its> > > > > head in the sand (or> > > > > attempted to do so).> > > > >> > > > > 7. It is physically impossible forpigs to look up> > > > > into the sky.> > > > >> > > > > 8. A pregnant goldfish is called atwit> > > > >> > > > > 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinzproduced a version of> > > > > Alphabetti Spaghetti> > > > > especially for the German marketthat consisted> > > > > solely of little pasta> > > > > swastikas.> > > > >> > > > > 10. By law, every child in Belgiummust take> > > > > harmonica lessons at Primary> > > > > school.> > > > >> > > > > 11. On average, a human being willhave sex more> > > > > than 3,000 times and> > > > > spend two weeks kissing in theirlifetime.> > > > >> > > > > 12. More than 50% of the people inthe world have> > > > > never made or received> > > > > telephone call.> > > > >> > > > > 13. Rats and horses can't vomit.> > > > >> > > > > 14. The "sixth sick sheik's sixthsheep's sick" is> > > > > said to be the> > > > > toughest tongue twister in theEnglish language.> > > > >> > > > > 15. If you sneeze too hard, you canfracture a rib.> > > > > If you try to suppress> > > > > a sneeze, you can rupture a bloodvessel in your> > > > > head or neck and die. If> > > > > you keep your eyes open by force,they will pop> > > > > out.> > > > >> > > > > 16. Rats multiply so quickly that in18 months, two> > > > > rats could have over> > > > > million descendants.> > > > >> > > > > 17. Wearing headphones for just anhour will> > > > > increase the bacteria in> > > > > your ear by 700 times.> > > > >> > > > > 18. If the government has noknowledge of aliens,> > > > > then why does Title 14,> > > > > Section 1211 of the Code of FederalRegulations,> > > > > implemented on July 16,> > > > > 1969, make it illegal for U.S.citizens to have any> > > > > contact with> > > > > extraterrestrials or their vehicles?> > > > >> > > > > 19. In every episode of Seinfeldthere is a Superman> > > > > somewhere.> > > > >> > > > > 20. The cigarette lighter wasinvented before the> > > > > match.> > > > >> > > > > 21. Thirty-five percent of thepeople who use> > > > > personal ads for dating are> > > > > already married.> > > > >> > > > > 22. A duck's quack doesn't echoanywhere, and no one> > > > > knows why.> > > > >> > > > > 23. 23% of all photocopier faultsworldwide are> > > > > caused by people sitting> > > > > on them and photocopying theirbuttocks.> > > > >> > > > > 24. In the course of an averagelifetime you will,> > > > > while sleeping, eat 70> > > > > assorted insects and 10 spiders.> > > > >> > > > > 25. Most lipstick contains fishscales.> > > > >> > > > > 26. Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.> > > > >> > > > > 27. Like fingerprints, everyone'stongue print is> > > > > different.> > > > >> > > > > PS: Now, how many of you tried tolick your> > > > > elbow??? Be honest!!!!!> >> >> >>

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I thought about it...

> On the assumption that we need all the chuckles we can get, here's

one more. Love,Judy

>

> FW: 27 worthless bits of info

>

> > ----- Original Message -----

> >

> >

> > > > > > This is stuff that you just could

> have lived without

> > > > > > but I couldn't let you live without

> it. Its a

> > > > > > strange old world!

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 1. Barbie's full name is Barbara

> Milicent .

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 2. It is impossible to lick your

> elbow.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 3. A crocodile can't stick its

> tongue out.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 4. A shrimp's heart is in it's

> head.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 5. People say " Bless you " when you

> sneeze because

> > > > > > when you sneeze, you're

> > > > > > heart stops for a mili-second.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 6. In a study of 200,000 ostriches

> over a period of

> > > > > > 80 years, no one

> > > > > > reported a single case where an

> ostrich buried its

> > > > > > head in the sand (or

> > > > > > attempted to do so).

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 7. It is physically impossible for

> pigs to look up

> > > > > > into the sky.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 8. A pregnant goldfish is called a

> twit

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 9. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz

> produced a version of

> > > > > > Alphabetti Spaghetti

> > > > > > especially for the German market

> that consisted

> > > > > > solely of little pasta

> > > > > > swastikas.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 10. By law, every child in Belgium

> must take

> > > > > > harmonica lessons at Primary

> > > > > > school.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 11. On average, a human being will

> have sex more

> > > > > > than 3,000 times and

> > > > > > spend two weeks kissing in their

> lifetime.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 12. More than 50% of the people in

> the world have

> > > > > > never made or received

> > > > > > telephone call.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 13. Rats and horses can't vomit.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 14. The " sixth sick sheik's sixth

> sheep's sick " is

> > > > > > said to be the

> > > > > > toughest tongue twister in the

> English language.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 15. If you sneeze too hard, you can

> fracture a rib.

> > > > > > If you try to suppress

> > > > > > a sneeze, you can rupture a blood

> vessel in your

> > > > > > head or neck and die. If

> > > > > > you keep your eyes open by force,

> they will pop

> > > > > > out.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 16. Rats multiply so quickly that in

> 18 months, two

> > > > > > rats could have over

> > > > > > million descendants.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 17. Wearing headphones for just an

> hour will

> > > > > > increase the bacteria in

> > > > > > your ear by 700 times.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 18. If the government has no

> knowledge of aliens,

> > > > > > then why does Title 14,

> > > > > > Section 1211 of the Code of Federal

> Regulations,

> > > > > > implemented on July 16,

> > > > > > 1969, make it illegal for U.S.

> citizens to have any

> > > > > > contact with

> > > > > > extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 19. In every episode of Seinfeld

> there is a Superman

> > > > > > somewhere.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 20. The cigarette lighter was

> invented before the

> > > > > > match.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 21. Thirty-five percent of the

> people who use

> > > > > > personal ads for dating are

> > > > > > already married.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 22. A duck's quack doesn't echo

> anywhere, and no one

> > > > > > knows why.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 23. 23% of all photocopier faults

> worldwide are

> > > > > > caused by people sitting

> > > > > > on them and photocopying their

> buttocks.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 24. In the course of an average

> lifetime you will,

> > > > > > while sleeping, eat 70

> > > > > > assorted insects and 10 spiders.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 25. Most lipstick contains fish

> scales.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 26. Cat's urine glows under a black

> light.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > 27. Like fingerprints, everyone's

> tongue print is

> > > > > > different.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > PS: Now, how many of you tried to

> lick your

> > > > > > elbow??? Be honest!!!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> >

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LOL>>>> i actually didn't try to lick my elbow, but I read it to my daughters and they both tried,,, I was cracking up... Barbara Re: Fw: 27 worthless bits of info In a message dated 1/9/02 12:55:37 PM Pacific Standard Time, judyo_93@...writes:<<> > > > > PS: Now, how many of you tried tolick your> > > > > elbow??? Be honest!!!!!> >> >> > >>LOL......Judy, I have to admit I did!!!!! Okay, now I want the rest of youto be honest. LOLhugs