Guest guest Posted January 9, 2002 Report Share Posted January 9, 2002 > > > > > > YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLDER WHEN . . . > > > > Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. > > > > The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals. > > > > You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere. > > > > Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. > > > > A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge. > > > > You get winded playing cards. > > > > Your children begin to look middle aged. > > > > You join a health club and you don't go. > > > > You know all the answers but nobody asks the questions. > > > > You look forward to a dull evening. > > > > You need glasses to find your glasses. > > > > You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. > > > > You sit in a rocking chair and you can't get it going. > > > > You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there. > > > > Your back goes out more than you do. > > > > You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine chest. > > > > Your knees buckle, but your belt won't. > > > > You go window shopping and you actually buy the window. > > > > You look for something well built and it has nice legs and it's furniture. > > > > > > You talk louder because everyone else seems to be talking so quietly. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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