Guest guest Posted February 5, 2002 Report Share Posted February 5, 2002 Here's a love story for you...A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redheadsitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since hesat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of itssocket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of theair, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye backin place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams,and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to cometo her place for a nightcap... and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!! "You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this niceto every guy you meet?""No, she replies........."> > >>> (Wait for it...)> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>> (It's coming.............)> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>> (The suspense is killing you........)> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>> "You just happened to catch my eye."> >> >> >> >>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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