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A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business

was failing, he had put everything he had into the business,

he owed everybody-- it was so bad he was even contemplating

suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out

his story of tears and woe.

When he had finished, the priest said, " Here's what I want you

to do: Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive

down to the beach. Take the beach chair and the Bible to the

water's edge, sit down in the beach chair, and put the Bible in

your lap. Open the Bible; the wind will rifle the pages, but

finally the open Bible will come to rest on a page. Look down at

the page and read the first thing you see. That will be your

answer, that will tell you what to do. "

A year later the businessman went back to the priest and

brought his wife and children with him. The man was in a

new custom-tailored suit, his wife in a mink coat, the children

shining. The businessman pulled an envelope stuffed with money

out of his pocket, gave it to the priest as a donation in

thanks for his advice.

The priest recognized the benefactor, and was curious. " You

did as I suggested? " he asked.

" Absolutely, " replied the businessman.

" You went to the beach? "

" Absolutely. "

" You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap? "

" Absolutely. "

" You let the pages rifle until they stopped? "

" Absolutely. "

" And what were the first words you saw? "

" Chapter 11. "

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