Re: Fw: Perfect Men

[Guest guest]

lol Now Judy, Don't you think we would have gone to all of the floors? We wouldn't have been able to stand it, not knowing what was on those other floors. lol

Lu

Jeez, I hate to admit we can be that shallow, but.... Love anyway, Judy

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>A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a

>five-story hotel with a sign that read FOR WOMEN ONLY.

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>Since they were there without their boyfriends, they

>decided to go in. The doorman, a very attractive

>man, explained to them how it worked: "We have 5

>floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what

>you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to

>decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's

>inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor,

>you can't return to it."

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>The women talk it over and decide to go for it...

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>They start going up, and on the First floor the sign

>reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE HORRIBLE LOVERS, BUT THEY

>ARE SENSITIVE AND KIND. The friends laugh and without

>hesitation move on to the next floor...

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>The sign on the Second floor reads: ALL THE MEN HERE

>ARE WONDERFUL LOVERS, BUT THEY GENERALLY TREAT WOMEN

>BADLY. This wasn't going to do, so again they head for

>the stairs.

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>The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign

>reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE GREAT LOVERS AND

>SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF WOMEN. This was good but

>there were still two more floors...

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>On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect: ALL THE MEN

>HERE HAVE PERFECT BUILDS; ARE SENSITIVE AND

>ATTENTIVE TO WOMEN; ARE PERFECT LOVERS; THEY ARE

>ALSO SINGLE, RICH, AND STRAIGHT. The women seemed

>pleased but they decided that they would rather see

>what the Fifth floor has to offer.

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>When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign

>that reads: THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR WAS

>SIMPLY BUILT TO PROVE THAT THERE IS JUST NO WAY TO

>PLEASE A WOMAN.

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