Guest guest Posted April 9, 2002 Report Share Posted April 9, 2002 Subject: ACTS 2:38>>> > An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church> > services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in> > the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts> > 2:38!"> > (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins> > may be forgiven.)> > The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police> > and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take> > him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?> > All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."> > "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two> > 38's!"> >> > PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY!> >> >> >> >> >>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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