Guest guest Posted March 24, 2002 Report Share Posted March 24, 2002 Three men were in the hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins.""Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of theMinnesota Twins baseball team."Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're thefather of triplets.""Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I'm with the 3MCompany."The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2002 Report Share Posted March 26, 2002 Directions to third man: RUN! Fw: HAVING BABIES Three men were in the hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins.""Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of theMinnesota Twins baseball team."Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're thefather of triplets.""Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I'm with the 3MCompany."The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP!"DISCLAIMER!!WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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