Guest guest Posted February 5, 2002 Report Share Posted February 5, 2002 >> > A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive> > Persian rugs.> > She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks> >> > over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture> >> > of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very> > embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if> > anyone has noticed her little accident.> > She turns and sees that standing next to her is a> > salesman.> > "Good day M'am. How may I help you today?"> > Very uncomfortable she asks, "Sir how much does this> > rug cost?"> > He answers, "Lady, you farted just touching it.> > You're> > gonna shit when you hear the price."> > Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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